Dear Princess,
Silly people keep trying to find pictures of me. They seem to think I'm a weird otter-
humanoid female and they're all wrong. How do I break it to them that I'm actually a
gay man in San Francisco?
Dear Frolics in the Sun,
I want to tell you that there is something you can do about these incorrect assumptions,
but my gut says you need to embrace the otter inside. Until you give in to this surf-loving
beast you will never be free to love another man as your heart desires. I challenge you to
hit the surf in your tightest and brightest speedo and allow nature to take her course. We
look forward to pictures and stories to come, as you discover your inner otter!
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