We Interrupt the Festive Cheer --- For This?

Chronicles of KLYE

I stand before you revolutionary, degenerate, broken, an artist.

Some of you may know me, Some of you may not. I am KLYE.
Self proclaimed unofficial moderator. Recently bestowed with a glorious banhammer from none other than the dooglus himself.

Many of you are wondering why I am on this blog, many of you hate me, many of you are my secret lovers... At the end of it at.. I exist merely to entertain.

I am the the founder of Klyecascius Coin Mint LTD. A very specialized company founded early 2013, dealing in the finest and most exquisite rectal based coins on the planet. Having created many magnificent ButtCoins in the early days for the likes of Pirateat40, Mircea Popescu, and Banker.. Everyone knows a company cannot grow and prosper if is does the same old thing all the time..

SparkleCoin was the combined effort of BayAreaCoins and Banker one night helping me brainstorm a new type of coin... Something that could not be mined with ASIC or Sharpies/Pencils... Something that would change the course of both Just-Dice.com and Bitcoin forever. Late one night it was jokingly said to ramp up my ButtCoin marketability I should use sparklers instead. I could not back down from such an opportunity. SparkleCoin was to be made.

Late one night after waking up AFTER the time I had set on the forums, having spent a week collecting donations and sponsors for sparklers. (as little as .01BTC per a sparkler) I awoke.. Great excitement filled the air.. and fear.. 9 sparklers had been sponsored.. I ended up finding a pen lid and stuffed the 9 sharp pointy tips into it. Putting tape around it to ensure none would slide and do damage to the Klyecascius mint.

I went upstairs to begin my already late live broadcasting, only to find that my roommates at the time were awake (and probably high on meth) and with this made the quick decision to go to my wifi spot to broadcast.. here's the thing about my wifi spot.. It happened to be outside, Outside beside a main roadway here in Brandon and oh so perfectly beside a Church..

Already being extremely late on my broadcast I let out the announcement on JD, 4Chan and bitcointalk.org. Shared the webcam link and it was show time.
I had 22 or so live viewers for this..

I introduced myself as KLYE from Just-Dice and proceeded  to pull down my pants, turning my junk away from the camera knowing that given the cool fall night I was fighting the cold with my staff, so to say. I took the 9 sparkler taped to a pen lid contraption and readied my arsehole.. The pen lid was cold.. Shoved it in my arse anyways, just far enough so that it wouldn't fall out... I then took the lighter in my right hand and began to light the sparklers 1 by 1.. As the first sparkler lit up I felt a rush of glory, and heat for that matter.. It took me about 6 seconds or so to light all the sparklers.. and by the time I had them all lit it was at that point where the heat from the sparklers started running down the sharp metal handles holding them..

The heat from 9 sparklers converging into your ass, let my tell you, is like what I imagine the devil fingering your asshole feels like. I hopped around trying not to burst out in screams.. As the final sparkler just went out I removed the now superheated device from my ass and threw it to the ground. It was over, The first SparkleCoin had been minted.

Upon looking at the webcam chat plenty of people were horrified, some called OP a faggot and some applauded...

In the end, Banker considered it a failure upon me failing to sing "twinkle twinkle little star".. He had initially promised 1 BTC to fund the Sparklecoin minting.. It ended up taking almost a month to get anything out of him. and I think in the end I settled for a 0.5BTC deposit to the Bank of Deb from Banker to cleanse my now crispy burnt arsehole..

With this, concludes Pt.2 of the KLYE saga..

Stay safe everyone,

KLYE

*any tips for burnt arseholes: 1BurnBNwsTsPWZndB3DyrUhbSa6FkLDtwp

KLYE'S Saga and more...

New On the Site:

You can now filter bets that you want to see on chat by size and user id. Check out the new options on the 'Accounts' tab. Bets will also show up coloured in chat, winning 'green' and losing 'red'. This change has been very well received, thanks doog!

We have some new 'words of warning' that will show up when you make a new account, and when you click the 'deposit' button. Please heed these words, as we are trying to ensure the continuation of the site and protect users.

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A J-D user created a video ad for us, and I will both link to it from here and write a bit about it when it is all ready to go.

Check out the new Charts , thanks to user tiCeR for these!

Thank you to all who are creative and offer such cool stuff!

We are trying to clean up the chat a bit, with a heavier hand as far as 'begging' is concerned. You may be banned with no warning if you post soliciting btc addresses in chat. There will soon be an option to 'tip' other users within the site itself, so posting addresses will no longer being needed for this. 

We are attempting to encourage 'cheering' for players, win or lose. Some of us are investors, some are gamblers, but we can all be positive and supportive in our language! As the old rule goes, if you don't have anything nice to say, SHUT THE FUCK UP! :) Please! 

Last request, please don't advertise competing sites on the chat. We want to enjoy chat, and I certainly don't want people to feel inhibited. That said, some of this gets out of hand quickly, and if chat isn't fun for me then "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" (seinfeld reference, doog!)

I will  post some of the less appropriate comments, as well as the most appropriate, on the blog. You can guess which will be eligible for a small reward!

Coming Soon - The Rise and Fall of Mechs!

As you may have heard, we are going to try sharing stories, gambling strategies, and anything else people want to offer up for mass consumption.  Feel free to post your positive comments to the authors we are showcasing. This weeks offering is from well known dicer, KLYE.

Chronicles of KLYE Part 1:

Hello everyone, My name is Kyle Turnbull. But I'm better known as KLYE in the Just-Dice.com circle. 

I live in a small city in Manitoba, Canada.. Currently employed at a local Flax/Hemp crushing plant on graveyard shifts. 

Self proclaimed unofficial moderator of the troll chat, and try and help new users on the site as much as I can. 

Been on the site since the third day it was launched and have spent countless days and nights there. 

Normally I'd spend 10+ hours a day on the site (sometimes more) due to being un-employed at the time. 

Both Deb and doog have treated me pretty much like family since day 1 (erm 3) and are amazing people. 

I found a great amount of good people there.. Lots of very kind individuals.. and a few arseholes for sure too. 

My first big betting extravaganza I had managed to take 0.77 BTC and turn it into a little over 5 BTC. 

The strategy I had used to win was betting on the 44% odds. and starting with a 0.001 bet. Doubling up on loss. (martingale) 

No more amazing feeling in the world then being able to "Make it rain" on less fortunate players. A term I coined for giving out small amounts of BTC when I was winning in order to give other players with small or no bankroll a chance to play and *hopefully* win. No greater feeling in the world in my opinion then being able to help out the less fortunate.

But as we all know.. Luck doesn't last forever. With the wins and feeling untouchable I ended up getting getting greedy on my bets. 

This eventually lead up to my first (and most substantial loss), I was gambling with 1 BTC bankroll. Got greedy. Lost it. 

Me being the gambler I am didn't take this loss well, and decided to put in another 2 BTC to recover the 1BTC I had just lost.

And wouldn't you know it, The rolls went south. Ended up losing those 2 BTC that I was using to recover the 1 I had just lost. 

Now at this point in time. I had purchased 1 BTC of my own, and also been given 1 BTC by JD user "Banker" (which I paid  back with a buttcoin). So at this point in time I went "All in" and deposited my remaining 3 BTC. Surely I would win my BTC back! Right?!
WRONG. 

The rolls went sour again. I ended up with a -2 BTC profit. At this point being unemployed with no fiat currency left and having lost my small fortune I was devastated  I'm not going to lie, I honestly thought about doing myself in. If you don't know by know I am Bipolar, and that huge loss almost put me over the edge. 

Thank god for my friends in the JD chat for talking me down. Had no one tried to console me I probably would have done it. 

The month or so before that I had lost my house, had my girlfriend leave me for my "best friend", been raided by police because of a room-mates drug dealings and lost my job.

 Adding the +5 BTC win and then horrible horrible -2 BTC gambles just about killed me. And probably would have had the regulars in the chat not been able to talk me off the ledge.. Not going to mention any names here of the saints who saved me. But I think you know who you are. I am forever grateful.

I guess this concludes part one of the chronicles of KLYE. 

Stay tuned to the blog for Part 2! Where I will touch on the topics of my venture into shares and stocks. and also the minting of SPARKLECOIN. 

Stay safe guys and good luck, 

KLYE   ( 1HoBo5qLXmBidQmtio1LZtAmKonvswaJ3r   tips appreciated)

Email drfred or myself with stories and ideas for the blog! If you screenshot or make note of big losses and wins, whale watching events, or interesting chat bits please email those as well and we will try to keep people more up to date on happenings via the blog!   drfred. Deb